The Noble Savage Store is Live!

Hey everyone-

We’ve been spending the last few days ironing the bugs out of our latest project and it is now ready for you: The Noble Savage Online Store! Just click on the “clothing bin” tab up top and you will be taken straight there. All major credit cards and PayPal are accepted. Enjoy!

Justice VS Gnarls Barkley 2008 music video

I just had a great Idea!! Over the next couple of weeks we will post music videos up and you will hopefully vote for the best. At the end of the month we will have a top 10 2008 music video list.

Today we have… Justice -  Stress  VS  Gnarls Barley – Who’s Gonna Save My Soul Now?

Justice: Stress

Vote Now!!!

Gnarls Barkley: Who’s Gonna Save My Soul Now?

Vote or Die

Noble Savage Loves you but if you don’t vote Savage will be very Savage.

My Favorite Band You’ve Never Heard Of: Absentee

Edification time! This band is obscure, British, and great. So great that no-one has any idea they exist. But they do! The key to Absentee’s greatness is the contrast between their bright, peppy arrangements, and singer Dan Michaelson’s voice, which sounds like Leonard Cohen mixed with sandpaper made out of molasses, and his lyrics, which come off as some mad Hemingway-Morrissey hybrid, as comfortable with coal-black humor as genuine sensitivity.

This video is from their new album, Victory Shorts, which came out a few months ago and was not reviewed anywhere, which is a travesty. I’m still digesting it, but right now I think it comes up short of their superb first album, 2006’s Schmotime, which, come on, is called Schmotime. Most of the time, you can judge a band by their song titles, and Schmotime has some real charmers. “Something To Bang,” “There Is A Body In A Car Somewhere,” and “Hey Tramp” are among them. These videos are off that album:

“Something To Bang”

“We Should Never Have Children”

Go forth and listen!

MUSTACHE WAR!!!

Who is the winner? YOU decide!

A Very Savage Halloween

This year, Noble and I went to the of Montreal Halloween show down at the Factory. Lame-ass venue, kick-ass band. We took pictures! here they are.

First off, LesBob Dylan. I would get stuck inside her Mobile with the Memphis Blues any time.

Cross-dressing jailbait Mario Bros. So wrong, and yet so right….Noble disagrees with me on their jailbait-hood, but trust me, the moustaches make them look older.

Best Gore goes to this guy. Also, best facial expression.

This guy is such a tool. Store-bought costume? Aviators? Hey buddy, the frat party is that way.

So fucking sexy. Drool + boner = me looking at this picture.

Terrifying. You should have heard the noises they were making.

Robert Smith, David Bowie, and a Baseball Fury. Form like Voltron into: the 80s!

This guy supposed to be an old raver or something. But enough about that dude. To the girl with the look: Noble Savage wants more pictures of you. Shoot us an email at wearenoblesavage@gmail.com.

Last but not least, the three sexiest ladies at the show. If you ever want to make some babies, let us know. Verdicts: Cute, Busted (On Purpose, probably Cute), and Cute. Bravo, ladies.

And that’s it for Noble Savage Halloween? We’re off to go watch the World’s Biggest Pinata get smashed up.

EDIT: The WBP was LAME. We waited around for like an hour and nothing happened.

Shark Jesus Born, Promptly Eaten, Born Again

straight from the news:

Scientists have confirmed the second case of a “virgin birth” in a shark

In a study reported Friday in the Journal of Fish Biology, scientists said DNA testing proved that a pup carried by a female blacktip shark in a Virginia aquarium contained no genetic material from a male.

You know what this means? SHARK JESUS IS HERE! Or, more accurately, SHARK JESUS IS BACK! since the first time he was born, last year in Nebraska, he was eaten almost immediately by a Hammerhead (probably Jewish) that was in the same tank.

All I can think of is how unfair this is. Sharks get two Jesuses and counting, and we only get one? Uncool, Shark YHWH.

And Now, Bowie On Soul Train

Here is a classic clip from the Station to Station period. Bowie’s in top form, and by top form I mean coked out of his mind. Enjoy!

From the Savage Side

In case you’re wondering why we haven’t been posting lately, it’s because we have been selling our clothing and working on max savages album. It’s called Get Savage!! and you can get it over at the Get Savage site. Check it out! You’ll like it.

No Justice No Peace

this is a great band and an amazing music video.

American Apparel Does Halloween

This year, as usual, American Apparel has taken it upon themselves to come up with some of the worst costume ideas on the internet! Let us mock them!

I’m really not sure what’s up with all the duct tape P’s here. Perhaps it stands for poop? From the looks of it, he smeared a bunch of it on his face. Maybe it’s P-Man, scat-loving be-duct-taped hipster! Also, is that a fauxhawk or a duckbutt he’s got there? Either way I want to punch this guy in the face. Just not on the poop-smeared side.

The chick is supposed to be a “gold digger,” get it? Cuz she’s wearing gold and she’s holding a…oh, never mind. This costume is just dumb. Is anyone really gonna walk around with a shovel full of what appear to be gilded cheerios all night? How would you hold your candy bag? I love her expression though. It says, “Guess where I can put this shovel?”

Next we have covered-in-baloons man, a.k.a. Most Tempting To Inflict Harm Upon. One thing to note, though: that one blue thing isn’t actually a baloon. It’s his huge bulbous penis. Don’t pop that one.

And, The Raver. Guys, please: JUST SAY NO TO 90s NOSTALGIA. Don’t let them do to the 90s what we did to the 80s! Also after like ‘92, 90s music really sucks. I mean, Trance music and Britney Spears? Not in the mood to appreciate that shit, not even ironically.

Then there’s Asian Painter Lady aka “Shit, Just Throw Paint At It,” winner of the Laziest Costume award. But Noble loves Asian chicks so she also gets the Cutest Model award, which I guess balances it out.

Don’t mind Waldo. He’s only there cuz we stole the pictures from Refinery 29.

Last but not least, Emaciated Pregnant Lady. From the looks of her, she could just go as a skeleton every year. Seriously, there is no way this woman could pass for pregnant. Other costume ideas for her: junkie, crackhead, David Bowie circa ‘76.