A box of 24 v-neck shirts has turned into a box of 24 graphic v-neck shirts. what oh what shall I do?
-Noble Savage over and out
Archive for September, 2008
Unisex + sexy = Unisexy V-necks
Posted in Clothing Bin, tagged V-necks are sexy on September,30,Tuesday | Leave a Comment »
weak Values
Posted in Ramblings of a Noble Savage, tagged Weak Values on September,30,Tuesday | Leave a Comment »
OK. I broke down. I got a haircut. A fucking hair cut!! Man I hate haircuts. I never look as sexy as I should after I get a haircut. I am sooo ashamed that I refuse to post a picture of myself until my sexiness it up to par.
To make me feel better [...]
Bob Dylan is God
Posted in Ramblings of a Noble Savage on September,22,Monday | Leave a Comment »
I found these two poems in the New Yorker.
21
by Bob Dylan
death silenced her pool
the day she died
hovered over
her little toy dogs
but left no trace
of itself
at her
funeral
17
by Bob Dylan
after crashin the sportscar
into the chandelier
i ran out t the phone booth
made a call t my wife. she wasnt home.
i panicked. i called up my best [...]
Talk To Me: Une Boulengère Royale
Posted in Talk To Me, tagged Talk To Me on September,18,Thursday | Leave a Comment »
I met Nerissa at the park (I’m always at the park) I walked up to her asked if I could interview her for this new section of the blog. Her first response was funny and cute. She looked at me with a quizzical face and said “I hope I’m not going to be on something [...]
Noble Savage Hits The Town (With A 2×4)
Posted in out and about, tagged out and about on September,18,Thursday | Leave a Comment »
Sometimes we walk around and take pictures of people. Then we make fun of them! Let’s go!
Picture this: you’re nineteen. You just moved out of your parents’ house into the big city. You get hipster’d the fuck up to walk around on a Sunday Afternoon. Way to go, buddy! You’re living the dream!
This guy looks [...]
Tough Love: Savage Vs the Pull-Up
Posted in Tough Love, tagged Tough Love on September,18,Thursday | Leave a Comment »
I can’t stop laughing. Savage was trying to do this pull-up for like 3 minutes… I hate to say it but Max Savage is 0-1
- Tough love by Noble
Dear Kanye West
Posted in Ramblings of a Noble Savage on September,17,Wednesday | Leave a Comment »
The reason people do not like your new song is not the drum sound. It’s the over-simplistic chord structure, lack of a hook, and tinny shitty casio piano sound. Come on, Ye, you know what a piano sounds like.
Attention: Gay Dudes On The Internet
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Attention on September,16,Tuesday | Leave a Comment »
Stop hitting on me! I know I’m extremely good looking but I’m just not into dudes
-Noble
My One True Love: Girl With The Red Bike
Posted in my one true love, tagged my one true love on September,15,Monday | Leave a Comment »
dear girl with the red bike,
I can just see it now. You at 3:30 PM riding your red bike to my apartment with your temple textbooks and no underwear.
-Noble
My One True Love: This Girl From The Park
Posted in my one true love, tagged my one true love on September,14,Sunday | Leave a Comment »
Dear This Girl,
Noble has fallen deeply and madly in love with you. He has no idea how to work the blog, so while he’s in the lab working on new designs, I’m writing you a letter. My name is Max Savage, and I think I love you too.
Everything about you is adorable, from your coy [...]
